Washington – In a low-key ceremony today President Obama signed into law a controversial bill which legalizes hate crimes against Christians. Several minority groups and civil rights organizations banded together to get the legislation passed before the mid-term turnover of power in the House. Continue reading

Green Bay won Super Bowl XLV – that’s number forty-five for those of you in public school – beating the Pittsburg Steelers to take home the Lombardi Trophy. Many doubted that it could be done considering that the Steelers were considered the hands-down favorite to win the game. Continue reading

A lone tourist walks past the White House Thursday during the latest blizzard to sweep the country.

A state of emergency was issued for most of the country this week as a major blizzard swept the nation. New York City, still recovering from the last storm, was buried under 42″ of snow. Mayor Bloomberg stated that there would not be a repeat of the snow-plow incident of several weeks ago. Bloomberg’s office confirmed that increased kickback payments to union representatives were delivered early in order to keep the plows working.

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Kucinich Demonstrates To Supporters In Cleveland How Helicopters Work.

Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich is suing a U.S. House of Representatives cafeteria for $150,000,000,000 due to a vegetarian sandwich wrap nearly killing him in 2008. Continue reading

Today, the Obama Administration confirmed that the sale of the White House to China has been finalized. White House spokesman Robert Gibbs stated, that while the majority of the country may have negative feelings concerning the sale; it will be better in the long run because the place was getting “really old.” Continue reading