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The question has been put forth many times throughout history. In fact a recent study was commissioned by Harvard and underwritten by George Soros to investigate the staff of the Padou Times and what exactly is the purpose of our organization.

After millions of man-hours and dollars were spent, the investigation team reported the following to Mr. Soros:

1.  The PT staff regularly engages in binge drinking of Borden Dutch Chocolate Milk coupled with high quantities of Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

2.  The managing editor is frequently seen urinating in public due to the blood pressure medicine making him have to “go.”

3.  The site is – contrary to belief – not a right-wing tool to indoctrinate the masses to a certain ideology. It does however lean heavily right and moreso on the side of common sense. Therefore, there are times when we agree with those weird statements spoken by the left in this country.  Why just the other day Oprah and Ellen remarked that the sun rose in the east.  The staff of the Padou Times was quick to publish our official statement that we too agreed with them.


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    2011.11.17 at 04:29

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  3. Doug Schall

    2011.09.21 at 23:10

    Yesterday, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a forty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone!

  4. Yo Padou! Lookin’ good my homey. Michelle likes it. She wants to know when you are coming back to visit? She said she needs a little cracker for her jelly.

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