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The Forgotten Toyota

While the Camry was a huge success for Toyota, the Corollary proved that just tossing any name on a vehicle did not guarantee sales success. 

Woman Missing After Alligator Attack

Local officials are still searching for a woman reported missing over the weekend, after an alligator attacked her as she was paddling her kayak. Authorities stated that 28 year-old Maggie Bennett was attacked shortly before 9 a.m. Saturday while kayaking with friends on a local creek. This is the fifth attack this summer by alligators on unsuspecting women in kayaks.

Rescuers Continue Search

Rescuers Continue Search

Department of Wildlife representative, Paul Hogan, commented on the situation during a press conference. He noted that the attack occurred in fairly shallow water and there were no warning signs.

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President Rolls One To Cope With Troubles

The White House released a photo today to illustrate the measures that the President is taking to cope with the vicious attacks upon him and the liberty of the world by conservative groups.

Barry tries to relax in the Oval Office after a hard day trying to protect the country from the lies of sadistic Tea Party members.

Barry tries to relax in the Oval Office after a hard day protecting the country from the lies of sadistic Tea Party members.

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Obama Shrugs

"Problems? Nah, just some things you don't need to worry about. Let's talk about brave gay basketball players instead.
“Problems? Nah, just some things you don’t need to worry about. Let’s talk about brave gay basketball players instead.
  • The Benghazi massacre
  • Fast & Furious gun-running operation
  • Associated Press wiretap operation
  • Targeting of conservative organizations by the IRS
  • Investigation of a journalist and his family because he asked questions
  • The Pigford Scandal
  • HHS Secretary soliciting donations from companies the HHS would later regulate
  • Solyndra
  • NSA data mining program

And the list could go on and on…

While each bullet point above ranges from the inexcusable (Benghazi) to a program that was not administered correctly (Pigford), all have one common thread, which is that they occurred on Obama’s watch. Of course no leader can possess the power to micro-manage an organization (let alone an entire country), and all administrations are faced with a scandal or two. This administration however seems to have closets full of skeletons waiting to step out and dance in the public view. Continue reading

Congressman Woman Plans Mission To Moon

Texas Representative Sheila Jackson Lee announced today a bold initiative to take America back to the moon, and also added that she would be leading the mission.

In a press conference held at the NASA branch of Church’s Fried Chicken, Lee stated that she planned on the trip launching sometime later in the year; but assured constituents that she would be back in time for Kwanzaa.

As Lee outlines her bold space initiative; she also notes that she will find out what makes those stars so dam pointy and dangerous.

As Lee outlines her bold space initiative; she also notes that she will find out what makes those stars so dam pointy and dangerous.

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