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Green Bay Wins!

Green Bay won Super Bowl XLV – that’s number forty-five for those of you in public school – beating the Pittsburg Steelers to take home the Lombardi Trophy. Many doubted that it could be done considering that the Steelers were considered the hands-down favorite to win the game.

Across the nation many were shocked and surprised that the upstart Packers were able to outplay such a talented team. However, as the seconds ticked away in the fourth quarter it was quite evident that the Packers had a firm grip on their mojo.

In the post-game news conference, Steelers coach Mike Tomlin was asked what happened. “Well, at the end of the game they had more points than we did. So we lost. It was quite disheartening to the entire team. Especially Big Ben, who did not quite understand that we lost. It wasn’t until after security removed him from the winner’s podium, and took the trophy away did he figure it out. He was really upset, but we gave him some cookies, and he has calmed down. We’ll get him back to the room, supply him with a couple of underage cheerleaders, and he’ll be fine.”

This was the first Super Bowl won by the cheeseheads since the ’97 game. As many will remember that team was led by former Packer/Jet/Viking, Brett Favre. Favre recently retired from the NFL again after a final futile run for another Super Bowl ring. When questioned how he felt about his former team winning the big one without him, Favre sent a text message statement congratulating the team. The message also included his personal phone number and a photo of his penis.

As is customary, President Obama called immediately after the game to congratulate the winner. He was placed on hold for several minutes while someone with the Packers organization was found who would talk to him. After some searching he finally got to issue his praise for the team by speaking to Lou Stutz, the team jock-strap wrangler. Asked why he was chosen to speak to the President, Mr. Stutz replied: “Well, we all did the rock, paper, scissors thing. I did rock, and coach McCarthy did paper. And you know paper always covers rock. So anyways, that’s how I got to talk to him. He seems like a nice fella and all, but I told him I really didn’t have time to talk much cause we was tryin’ to celebrate, and I had to get all them cups accounted for.”

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2 Comments

  1. I’ve been browsing online more than three hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It is pretty worth enough for me. Personally, if all webmasters and bloggers made good content as you did, the web will be much more useful than ever before.

    • Thumper

      2011.08.16 at 22:35

      Why thank you Rex. And I must say that I hated to see those Steelers beat you guys for the trip to the Super Bowl. But hey, there is always next year right?
      I agree with you on the content of the site. But not everyone can be as perfect as the staff of the Padou Times. In closing, I would like to say that perhaps you could get together with that Eagles coach and go on The Biggest Loser or Celebrity Fit Club. You guys could be an inspiration to millions. Me, I am just gonna stay chubby.

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