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Tampax Sponsors Game Of The Century!

Tampax Brand Tiger Tampon On Sale Nationally At Fine Retailers

In a rare move the makers of Tampax Tampons have bought sponsorship and marketing rights to the upcoming LSU – Alabama football game. A game many have dubbed the Battle Of The Century. The game will most likely ensure the victor a place at this years BCS Championship. The sponsorship includes several football themed commercials aimed at not only the target demographic of women; but also men as well. Continue reading

Post Office Revamp Plan Revealed

USPS Director Donahoe explaining to Congress the amount of money it will take to save the Post Office: "Look fellas we need to start with several sacks of cash about this big..."

Sources today confirmed that in a rare bit of  bi-partisanship, both Republicans and Democrats have agreed on a plan to save the United States Postal Service. This move comes just days after a Postal Service press release stating that the organization will reach its $15 billion borrowing limit by the end of year and is effectively bankrupt.

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Home Team Wins In Cowboy Stadium!

As tropical storm Lee pummeled the Gulf Coast with rain on Saturday, another more terrorizing force pounded through Cowboy Stadium in Dallas. Continue reading

How Richard Branson, 10 Toddlers, And An Iguana Became Involved With A Condom

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Obama’s Debt Plan Revealed!

Obama meets with Henry Wu of Rent-A-Center to discuss debt plan.

Responding to criticism from both Republicans and Democrats, President Obama is poised to reveal the details of his plan to get the country back on track financially. Continue reading

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