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A group of enthusiastic former corporate executives, petroleum engineers, and coal plant CEO’s thank self-professed drug user and dog meat expert Barack Obama for giving them the opportunity to work the fry station!
Washington D.C. – The White House released the monthly jobs report today which reflected the best improvement overall since 1983. This marks a vast change from the previous months since self-professed drug user and canine connoisseur Barack I ate Bin Laden’s Heart Obama took office. The positive numbers come soon after Obama took a thrashing in the first Presidential debate for his poor performance concerning employment in the country.
Speaking from the Press Room at the White House, Press Secretary Jay Carney noted that this was not due to any manipulation of the numbers; it was just a reflection on the power of Obama’s policy.
“Look, I know that there are people who may think that we somehow rigged the numbers to help out the President after he got his ass kicked by that Mormon,” Carney stated. “But that is just not the case. I think that what we are seeing is the President’s policies are finally paying off. For years we have seen these high numbers and now to imply that he is somehow cheating to get re-elected is just ridiculous.” Continue reading