Don’t know about you, but I would be major pissed if I was only named after a puny Category 1 storm.

Yeah, we all make fun of all those kids named ‘Katrina’ but dammit, at least their storm has a kick-ass Wikipedia page! Yeah naming your kid after a freaking storm is pretty redneck-ghetto-trailer trash but Katrina did some serious damage. At least then there is the off chance your kid will be some neighborhood hell raiser. Naming your kid Isaac is the equivalent of naming a car Passat. You see it go by and think ‘oh yeah, that is a car’. Same thing with Isaac. Lot of rain, little bit of wind and some floods. You could probably name your kid ‘Flash Flood Warning’ and get the same results.

In the end Isaac will at best have a page on Yahoo! Answers. And we all know nobody Yahoos anymore.

Well, at least they didn’t name him ‘Larry The Cable Guy’!

During a press conference Biden says that the ‘maximum he can take is about this big.’

Vice President and designated Court Jester Joe “I didn’t say that” Biden literally let one out of the closet during a recent speech. Biden, who if you all recall is just one heartbeat away from assuming the big job, stated that he “has known eight presidents, three of them intimately”. Continue reading

Jusin 'MadDog' Bieber holding the heart of a recently killed Muppet.

In what must surely be seen as a sign of the Apocalypse, Justin Bieber is to be questioned by police concerning allegations that he physically assaulted a photographer in Los Angeles.  Continue reading

Elizabeth Warren, the embattled Democrat senatorial candidate from Massachusetts has yet to answer calls regarding her alleged past life as a zombie. While Warren is quick to remind everyone that she is of Cherokee descent; her office has not responded to mounting evidence that she was once a flesh-eating monster.

Below is a side by side comparison of both the zombie photo and a recent picture of her found on the internet. The resemblance is striking to say the least.

Zombie history or not? You decide!

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The UK Daily Mail is reporting that an artist has finally found a use for dead cats. No longer will the country be burdened by the costs of burial or cremation, as artist Bart Jansen has discovered that deceased felines make great helicopters!

Apparently, when Mr. Jansen’s beloved pussy Orville bit the dust inspecting tread-wear on a moving tire, he found inspiration where others would find sadness.  Jansen had the cat stuffed by a taxidermist and then proceeded to begin his macabre form of postmortem remembrance. Working with some buddies he was able to install a motor, rotors, and other gear to make his former playful companion into a cyborg-like creature.

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