Don’t know about you, but I would be major pissed if I was only named after a puny Category 1 storm.

Yeah, we all make fun of all those kids named ‘Katrina’ but dammit, at least their storm has a kick-ass Wikipedia page! Yeah naming your kid after a freaking storm is pretty redneck-ghetto-trailer trash but Katrina did some serious damage. At least then there is the off chance your kid will be some neighborhood hell raiser. Naming your kid Isaac is the equivalent of naming a car Passat. You see it go by and think ‘oh yeah, that is a car’. Same thing with Isaac. Lot of rain, little bit of wind and some floods. You could probably name your kid ‘Flash Flood Warning’ and get the same results.

In the end Isaac will at best have a page on Yahoo! Answers. And we all know nobody Yahoos anymore.

Well, at least they didn’t name him ‘Larry The Cable Guy’!